Those of you who really know Mr. Mickey know that while he may appear to be a carefree bon vivant, deep down he's really just a bourgeois housewife. Consequently, MM can't say he approves of the whole Sarkozy-Bruni marriage (please pronounce in the French manner Mah-ree-AHJ). Yes, they're both sexy, but MM finds the whole thing slightly sordid. Is it because Sarkozy, the son of a Hungarian immigrant, is against Turkish entry into the EU? Is it because there are millions of topless shots of the new First Lady of France floating around the Internet? Who knows? Whatever the case, Carla just told a French newspaper that when she met Sarko, her attraction to him was "immediate" and that she'll stay married to him for the rest of her life!

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