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david onoWe think local ABC-Channel 7 Eyewitness News anchorman David Ono is super dreamy! We don't watch local news coverage all that much except when we are at the nail salon and the reflection of their plasma screen TV in the mirror above us is at just the right angle. But when we do and Mr. Ono is on... ooooooh! Wildfires? Car chases? Horny mayors making it with Telemundo hotties? Who cares as long as David Ono is on screen! Plus he has a sense of humor! And he's a triathelete! (I'd like to check out his swim form some day!) Multiple swoons for David Ono! He is one hot talking head!

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