PAPER's "Cinemaniac" Dennis Dermody was greeted today with quite the treat.  A Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors tomb filled with tons of candy and a Simpsons UNO set.

Said Dennis on his way out the door: "I am going to go home and eat all the candy and watch Treehouse of Horrors nude.”

Real time update: When Jim Steele, club listings writer, called Dennis to chat five minutes ago, Dennis reported that he was eating the candy but that he wasn't nude yet. Good luck disrobing, Dennis!