With the sad (though slightly ambiguous) news that Heidi and Seal were divorcing officially separating, our hopes were dashed once more that a seemingly non-jerky celebrity couple might actually make it. But seriously, they seemed pretty solid! And like people we'd want to be friends with! (We had the chance to see them at Heidi's famous Halloween bash this year and, to us, they truly seemed like two apes in love.) Even if S&H become another Hollywood casualty, we're still optimistic about these next fifteen duos on our list. If any of them split up, however, we're officially giving up on marriage. (Forgive us the hyperbole, but we're still feeling a little raw from Kim and Thurston's split.)

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke

Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn

David Bowie and Iman

Will Arnett and Amy Poehler  Update: NOOOOOO!

Coco and Ice-T

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt

Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks

Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres

Ina Garten and Jeffrey

Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman Update: NOOOOOO!

Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler

Beyonce and Jay-Z

Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen

Barack and Michelle Obama

William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

Mary Matalin and James Carville

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller