For all his enlightened machismo, never ever forget that Ryan Gosling was once a precocious theater kid. In this recently unearthed clip from 1992, we get to see the tween-aged actor in a silky purple shirt and some MC Hammer pants performing some fancy footwork with his all-female dance crew -- Ryan & Company -- to Cathy Dennis' 1991 jam "Touch Me (All Night Long)." Watch the clip above -- his kiddie pelvic thrusts are unreal.