Photo of Lynch by David Crotty/PatrickMcMullan.com
Update: A rep for Live the Process informs Papermag that Lynch had nothing to do with the creation of these workout clothes -- merely that proceeds from sales will go to the David Lynch Foundation. Unfortunately, this was not clear in the information that we were initially sent about this project.
David Lynch -- noted surrealist director, meditation enthusiast, coffee lover -- is doing something else totally random: designing a line of workout clothes. Lynch has collaborated with Live The Process, a company that makes activewear on the basis of enlightenment -- because everyone knows that spiritual empowerment is enhanced with a sports bra that matches the rest of your outfit. This collection features pieces like a corset bra, leggings, a scoop bra, and high-waisted bike shorts, all in an exclusive "Lynch" floral print. Jokes aside, this line does go to a good cause: Portions of the proceeds will go to victims of abuse.
Fingers crossed his next project is his a line of sauces to put on Chinese chicken salad.